First of all, what is the odds that not only will your plane hit a goose, but hit a goose with each of your engines?
After your million to one odds, what are the chances the James Bond was scheduled to fly your plane. I mean seriously???
You take off, hit a bird, pull a 180 and land on the Hudson River and everyone walks away. That is the shit you see in the last 15 minutes of an action flick not in American Civilian Air Transportation.